Chrissy Teigen Understands
Congratulations! You’ve made it to some of the biggest stages of your livestock exhibiting career. You will experience great trium…….. Wait, did the judge seriously just call the calf from class 2?
Only Chrissy Teigen can showcase just what if feels like when you’ve been wronged.
Because in a moment your hard work is overshadowed by someone else and, frankly, it sucks.
All your research culminated in this $90-a-bottle shampoo. It was supposed to be the pinnacle of show preparation magic with half the elbow grease. Your animal is fluffy as heck and yet the only head you turned was your animals as they pitched a wall-eyed fit right in the middle of the ring….ugh.
When your neighbor in the wash rack steals your technique. You knew a patent was a good idea.
You had a great vibe walking into the ring today. This is your year! And then your calf refused to walk and all the people are looking at you like, “did you even break your calf, bro?”
When you break out the new body glove for your lamb, and the sucker rips it on the first use. Great.
There is no way the cutie from the calf barn is talking to me right now. I’m in the middle of mucking! I literally could not look worse right now.
You have worked way too hard to let this get you down. Fake it till you make it, right?