7 Morning Chore Alternatives
Waking up hours before school to feed cows or walk pigs isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s an essential part of being a successful livestock shower. Here are seven things you might have time for in the morning if this wasn’t part of your routine.
Think of how well rested and focused you could be without trekking out to the barn in your pajamas.
2. Eat a real breakfast
Imagine feasting on a bacon, egg, and cheese omelet instead of feeding the pigs, collecting the eggs, and milking the cows.
3. Finish homework
Your history teacher will be surprised when you bring in a complete, unrushed paper ready to grade.
4. Catch up on TV shows
You might actually be able to get through all 13 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy before you turn 30.
5. Barnyard yoga
Hit that cow pose to get yourself calm and focused for the day -- before the rooster crows.
6. Make yourself look nice
Your friends will be in shock you aren’t showing up to school smelling like the show barn.
7. Sleep some more
Everyone will be wondering why you’re suddenly so nice and happy.
As nice as all these things would be, nothing beats all the hard work - and early mornings - will be worth it in the end.